STEPHEN COLBERT: Eleven states approved anti-Gay Marriage ballot initiatives yesterday. Clearly our deep national fear of hot man on man monogamy…drove turnout among the nation’s so called “value voters”. And here’s what’s interesting…these voters see the connection between terrorism and what I’ll call…homo-ism.
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JON STEWART: If those are the two major issues concerning voters — and again, uh — why would New York City — which really has the most significant gay population in the country…and has already had the most significant terror attack in the country…vote overwhelmingly for Kerry?
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JON STEWART: If those are the two major issues concerning voters — and again, uh — why would New York City — which really has the most significant gay population in the country…and has already had the most significant terror attack in the country…vote overwhelmingly for Kerry?
STEPHEN COLBERT: Well, here’s the thing, John. We in New York are too close to the terrorism and the gay people. Only the red states, with the advantage of a safe distance, can take in the whole picture…and clearly see what we should do about those issues…And so, on behalf of everyone living in the blue states, I’d like to thank the red states…for saving us…from ourselves. John?
Very funny , very true..except the saving us from ourselves. Blue should go after there base…an attack the Red… still might have a blue Pres.
Blue press is imaginary except for only a few. All cable US news are red now. Don’t count on anything from them as they are now part of the problem as much as FOXnews and AM radio. If the vote was not hacked we are now a country with half of us being religous zealots who would rather teach creationism in science class than evolution.