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   Soul Rebel said on 12/29/2009 @ 1:17am PT: [Permalink]

   Well, if nobody is going to declare war on lightning, then I will. Or, at least I will attempt to make a citizens arrest. Have the burn unit at the ready please.

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   Kevin said on 12/29/2009 @ 11:00am PT: [Permalink]

   Thanks Soul Rebel, that’s the funniest thing I’ve heard all morning.

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   Big Dan said on 12/29/2009 @ 12:55pm PT: [Permalink]

   Breaking…Bill O’Reilly just started a war on lightning. He said liberals, Democrats, Hitler, and Communists cause lightning…story at 11………

   In other news: Bill O’Reilly is struck by lightning…story at 11:01…………

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   Big Dan said on 12/29/2009 @ 12:59pm PT: [Permalink]

   Breaking…Big Dan makes up lightning stories about Bill O’Reilly…story at 11:02…

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   mick said on 12/29/2009 @ 1:21pm PT: [Permalink]

   Declare war on bovine excrement ,that way everybody wins as well as the environment.Imagine GWB’s
   “carbon footprint” or Cheney’s or Rove’s !

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   משה דיין said on 12/30/2009 @ 9:30pm PT: [Permalink]

   Yeah but is lightning driven by fanatical extremists dedicated to the eradication of civilization? I think n9ot….

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   anti_fascist_freedom_fighter said on 1/5/2010 @ 11:50am PT: [Permalink]

   But is the “war on terror” really against fanatical extremists dedicated to the eradication of civilization? I know its not… (Psst: The War on Terror is smoke and mirrors, driven by multinational corporations seeking an empire of oil and slave labor!)