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   Craig3410 said on 2/5/2006 @ 11:32am PT: [Permalink]

   Oh God, not those commercials; I was watching Comedy Central the first time I saw it and thought it was a Reno 911 commercial.

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   agent99 said on 2/5/2006 @ 11:37am PT: [Permalink]

   I always wondered how Darth Vader could get so many loyal storm troopers. I’m beginning to figure it out.

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   Joan said on 2/5/2006 @ 11:42am PT: [Permalink]

   Speaking of border security…did anyone hear the report of the dozen or so Canadian border guards who heard that some criminals were heading in their direction so they ran away?
   http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/Can...411718-ap.html

   Hahaha, I love Canada but I’m gonna have to razz my Canadian friends about this one! Eh?

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   Doug Eldritch said on 2/5/2006 @ 2:02pm PT: [Permalink]

   Hillbillies are going to protect our borders now???

   Boy I’m feelin safer by the day 😥

   Doug

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   Charlie L said on 2/5/2006 @ 2:59pm PT: [Permalink]

   Don’t forget — these folks don’t live in our reality, they strive to "create their own reality."

   Perception __IS__ reality according to the neo-cons.

   War is really peace. Economic depression is really prosperity. Worldwide hate of the USA is really "Democracy on the march." Tax cuts for the super rich are really good for the middle class. Lying and spying on Americans is really protecting our civil liberties. Outing spys who are trying to capture illegal arms merchants is really patriotic. Cutting healthcare and education will make our country stronger and smarter.

   Yes, it is a congnitive disorder. It’s called Republicanism.

   Charlie L
   Portland, OR
   CLL2001@gmail.com

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   agent99 said on 2/5/2006 @ 7:03pm PT: [Permalink]

   Bob Kincaid, my favorite West Virginian, calls them Repiglicans.

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   ThatGayConservative said on 2/5/2006 @ 9:12pm PT: [Permalink]

   You’re absolutely right. How could anybody make any attempt to more Border Patrol officers? Time to turn the hate towards folks who would keep out "Democrat" voters. Getting kind of tired of only exploiting the blacks?

   #5

   How about calling liberal’s hatred of the military "supporting the troops"? Or whining because we don’t listen to our "allies", who were making ass loads of cash while Iraqis were filling mass graves?

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   Doug Eldritch said on 2/6/2006 @ 11:30pm PT: [Permalink]

   See Gay Conservative, that’s why no one takes you seriously.

   Thats why the Tim Kaines are winning everywhere.

   Because you’re a fucking idiot, and nobody is listening. Nobody hates the troops including the liberals. They want them the fuck out of Iraq so they dont all die, and that as well as impeachment is called supporting the troops.

   Doug E

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   Dredd said on 2/6/2006 @ 4:51am PT: [Permalink]

   Hey gay conservative … its not "dahling vader" its darth vader.

   Drop who you’re doing Jeffie and get a grip on reality.

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    Joan said on 2/6/2006 @ 5:35am PT: [Permalink]

    Is anyone watching CSPAN, the hearings on georgie’s illegal spying? My cable is out…

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    big dan said on 2/6/2006 @ 7:36am PT: [Permalink]

    That girl in the white golf shirt, is going to wrestle down a an armed border-buster who doesn’t answer to any laws……RIGHT…….they’re "A-SCARED O’ HER"……

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    big dan said on 2/6/2006 @ 7:40am PT: [Permalink]

    Are you sure that isn’t a commercial for "Ol’ Roy" dog food??? I thought I saw those people before, they’re probably actors. I saw that dog on several dog food commercials.

    "Brought to you by the Bush Ministry of Fake News Reports."

    So, this must mean there AREN’T millions of illegal aliens crossing our borders!

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    big dan said on 2/6/2006 @ 7:42am PT: [Permalink]

    Brad, do a study on why you’re attracting Gay Conservatives to your blog. Inquiring minds want to know!!!

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    Jeff McTiernan said on 2/6/2006 @ 1:53pm PT: [Permalink]

    I figured there would be a caption next to them saying, "Morphin Power!" They are Power Rangers right?

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    JUDGE OF JUDGES said on 2/6/2006 @ 2:28pm PT: [Permalink]

    The Beverly Hillbillies goes a huntin

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    Savantster said on 2/6/2006 @ 4:10pm PT: [Permalink]

    Reminded me of those wonderful "sniper" comercials for the army.. "Go kill you a towel head!".. now it’s "go kill you a wetback crossin’ our border!"..

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    Savantster said on 2/6/2006 @ 4:15pm PT: [Permalink]

    what’s even more amusing is, all the scenes are desert scenes.. but we accuse Canada of letting in the pilots of Sept. 11, 2001.. Hmm.. no deserts up thar.. Guess the east and west borders (tree/coast) are safe, as are the wooded north..

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    JUDGE OF JUDGES said on 2/8/2006 @ 9:45pm PT: [Permalink]

    Huntin possum agen . . . . .aim fa da head, the buck shot is brutal on me bridgework . . . . .