Hey, where's your cigarette? Most British smoke so they wouldn't have a hizzy fit.
Did you know the "happiness" rate had gone down since smoking people have been delegated to the equivalent of lepers. I think I'll open my own "smoke shop" in my home. You know like Kramer did

Congratulations, Brad!

Can I have a raise yet?

When you write for them, do you have to use S's instead of Z's?

Joke Line really picks off "The Crazies" in his post, LOL

Congrats Brad BTW

Watch out when reporting things from foreign soil! Remember what happened to the Dixie Chicks and Greg Palast!

Stay on topic, 99!

99 asked:

Can I have a raise yet?

Yes! Doubling your salary effective immediately! No, tripling it!

Floridiot asked:

When you write for them, do you have to use S's instead of Z's?

No. Apparently they do that for me (as "weaponized" became "weaponised" after they edited). Colour me grateful.

Congratulations. Keep it up.

I'm still 'Sceptical' about this also

Your sub header said "The case may be closed but it isn't solved"

Mine would have said "Case closed, evidence pending"

It's just the CYnicAl way of the Feeb world I suppose, they seem to do this a lot.

Maybe that's why they're called 'The Feebs' in the first place?

I should add that the grunts on the ground are usually 100 times smarter than the higher ups in any agency, so the real Feebs (the ones that put this shit out there for our consumption) are the top 50%...I'll lay odds on that.

For more digging info on this subject; see George Washington's blog.