NOTE: While the above toon's suggestion, that the Constitution is protected each night from Dick Cheney, may be a joke, the part about powerful hydraulics lowering it into the ground each night is actually true. The company who made the high-tech security system, custom built to protect our nation's most important document: Diebold, Inc.
Yes, that Diebold, Inc.
(Hat-tip for the toon to BRAD BLOG's comic sherpa, Pokey Anderson)