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By Brad Friedman on 7/12/2004, 5:17pm PT  
Sneak Preview! The Cheney-Edwards Debate

PLANNING for the 2004 vice presidential debate is already under way. In an attempt to level the playing field, Senator John Edwards's image will be digitally altered to make him 40 percent less "hot looking," and Vice President Dick Cheney will be on a five-second delay. Finally, each man has submitted a wish list of questions to ask the other during the high-stakes face-off.

QUESTIONS FOR DICK CHENEY

1. Former Senator Alfonse D'Amato has suggested President Bush dump you from the ticket. What's your response to him, in two words?

From Andy Borowitz in the NY Times. Read the rest of the questions, including those for John Edwards here.

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