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I’ll start…
“Damn! This really isn’t going well, is it?”
He’s looking at me isn’t he? Make him stop!
Damn you single mothers for gun violence and a “culture of violence.”
I hope nobody noticed I crapped my magic underwear!
Why am I the Bain of his existence?
Stop It! This is hard! It’s my turn! I’m running for office for Pete sake
It’s true… I have no lips!
Romney thought: Wow I can make a lot of money from a scarey mask of my psycho stare!
But I always, always get what I want… Wait, did I just flip flop again?
Damn I wanted Prez on my resume. Them damn Illegals!!
Damn the electric fence!
“We’re both so happy that the Green Party President and Vice-Presidential candidates were arrested for trying to attend the debate tonight! Whew, we almost had to actually have democracy!”
Arithmetic? I think I heard that word when I was at Harvard, must be some conspiracy theory.
“Who know that they record Rose Garden press conferences?”
“Hold tight, Mitt. Don’t twitch. Put on the concern face. Don’t twitch. What on earth is she asking me? Who selected these ridiculous questions? I’d better start a file on this Candy lady. Steady, steady… OK. That’s the perfect answer. What’s a good simpleton synonym for files? Oh yes, yes, ‘binder’. Yes, ‘binder’ will do.”
Must not cry. Must keep game face on. Those darn transcripts!!
“Mustn’t forget to do my face tightening exercises. Hold..hold…hold..There. Okay, back to smiley face and disingenuous sense of control.”
note to self: tomorrow have boys at Bain buy out CNN, then fire Candy Crowley’s ass.
Damn, Now I’m going to have to go out and get a real job.
“The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal…” I guess the old boy ended up in Michigan, Mexico, or wherever Mitt is from that day.
“In the ghetto they grow up to be an angry young man, but in the mansion they grow up to be an angry old man.”
“Candy, if you look really close at that empty chair over there you can almost see a person sitting in it. See whutImean? Scary huh?”
Stand Your Ground, yeah, that’ll work. Turn, aim, fire. I’ll say I saw a gun.
“Candy lying about ‘the transcript’ makes me really mad.”
“I paid $3,000,000 in taxes in 2010. I wish Candy would explain the meaning of ‘rate’ to the American public.”
Stop it, this is hard.
Polls In Rear-View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are
You mad, bro?
-Obama
Candy, I’m a Republican, you’re not supposed to question the facts I have extracted from my colon. I can’t compete if I have to use real facts.
We should restrict the questioners to those making over $1,000,000. In Boca Raton I didn’t have to look like I cared.
“Anyone have some Visine?” “Mommy, damn-it!, I need a diaper”
Did you get that shot? Good, now my stern look should let everyone know i’m tougher on national defense.
They told me all I had to do was decide if I wanted to be president. It shouldn’t have to be this hard …
“I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!”
“Whatch’ you talkin’ about, Willis?”
Looks like i’ll have to step up to Super Colon Blow!
You’re a mean one, Mr. Grinch
Damn it! I had a great zinger for this but I forgot it.
G’d D’mn it. Now I’m gonna hear a bunch of s#it from that fata$$ Rush Limbaugh.
“Who am I and what the hell am I doing here?”
or
Count Romnela: “I’ve got to get the hell out of here before the sun comes up.”
“Wait,… didn’t Bain outsource Candy’s job to China 2 weeks ago…?”
“No my logic isn’t fuzzy, only my opponent is.”
“I’ve got binders full of women and don’t you forget it.”
Oh, poop!
“Damn those 47% peasants!”.
GET OFF MY LAWN!
The look of a sociophath
Like father like son…
http://bobcesca.com/wp-content/...oshRomney2.jpg
I’ma take my toys and go home
Damn it! They caught me in a lie… I will do a honey boo boo and stare Candy down, she retreat.
Cindy,get back in the kitchen!
“This is how I’ll deal with China”
If I wasn’t Mormon I’d SO be cussing right now!!!
…and then obama says,”thats not my finger.”
DING! DING! DING!
I think we may have a winner! Waytago John Wiggs!!!
DING! DING! DING!
THAT WOMAN and THAT BLACK HEATHEN are not making it easy for me to fulfill my religion’s “white horse prophecy”.
“Darn schvartze.”
I thought this guy was called Mr. Tambo, or was it Mr. Bones. No one told me he was going to argue with me.
Whomever told me to tell that zinger is getting fired after this, oh wait that was me.
In that classic William Shatner cadence – “Must not lose!”
CAPTAIN: Scotty, I want full power to the shields now, damn it!
BONES: Jim, it’s only a debate. Get a hold of yourself.
SPOCK: Captain, your opponent would appear to have made a valid point.
Blast it-Why do I, fulfillment of the White Horse prohecy have to put up wiht this cursed son of Ham!?
Damn! They know about the binder!(this requires the photo I made:
the photo I made:
Damn Kenyans!
Get back in your binder, Crowley!
Oh fu… wait, what would Clint do? uh… Go ahead, make my…. aah, damn that empty chair!
Shit, is that Big Bird in the back?
Boy are you people going to get it when I am in the white house.
“Can you see the real me?”
(The Who: Quadrophenia)
They’re fact-checking!
Obama: im in ur debate killin ur d00dz
Romney: Candy! Candy! Candy!
ugh… I forgot what I was saying again. I can’t remember anything. Who am I?
Damn, I told him if I had to answer that question, all hell would break loose..Here comes hell now!!!
“My son Tag needs to come down here and punch him.”
Your a mean one Mr Mitt
you really are.
You lie without compunction,
It seems your only function.
When you squirm,slither,and
squeal you lose all voter appeal.
I say again, and again, and again
Your a mean one Mr Mitt.
Thank you, thank you! And now, I’d like to do my “Paulie Walnuts” impression for you!
Heck with church dogma. I need COFFEE!
Where’s Ann? I’m becoming unbalanced.
After this debate we’re going to have to supress a lot more voters
Those election tabulators I control better work, this lying business is getting hard.
you ate my lunch!?
the link says it all
Well, gosh, I threw up, in my pants.
For Pete’s sake, my son Tagg was only able to buy SOME voting machines in Ohio!
Wait, he’s supposed to be the angry young man.
How dare him! he’ll pay for making me look stupid, again.
Damn! The sleeping potion isn’t working this time!
Last time I listen to Rush Limbaugh for debate ideas. Yeah, that’s right Rush just hangs up on or never allows moderates and liberals on his program. Gosh darn, I wish i could hang up on this guy! Where is my debate screener?!!
“I want to see you hanging from a tree.” i see pure evil in that pic.
Aw shhhh……oot, how do I lie myself out of this one?