2nd 2012 Presidential Debate Photo Caption Contest of the Moment...

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COMMENT #1 [Permalink]
... Brad Friedman said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:05 pm PT...

I'll start...

"Damn! This really isn't going well, is it?"

COMMENT #2 [Permalink]
... Dave said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:14 pm PT...

He's looking at me isn't he? Make him stop!

COMMENT #3 [Permalink]
... Michael said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:18 pm PT...

Damn you single mothers for gun violence and a "culture of violence."

COMMENT #4 [Permalink]
... Dave said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:19 pm PT...

I hope nobody noticed I crapped my magic underwear!

COMMENT #5 [Permalink]
... Georgene Gallo said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:20 pm PT...

Why am I the Bain of his existence?

COMMENT #6 [Permalink]
... Samuel Bronkowitz said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:36 pm PT...

Stop It! This is hard! It's my turn! I'm running for office for Pete sake

COMMENT #7 [Permalink]
... Michael said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:36 pm PT...

It's true... I have no lips!

COMMENT #8 [Permalink]
... Leo said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:37 pm PT...

Romney thought: Wow I can make a lot of money from a scarey mask of my psycho stare!

COMMENT #9 [Permalink]
... Quiche said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:39 pm PT...

But I always, always get what I want... Wait, did I just flip flop again?

COMMENT #10 [Permalink]
... Hilario said on 10/16/2012 @ 10:42 pm PT...

Damn I wanted Prez on my resume. Them damn Illegals!!

COMMENT #11 [Permalink]
... bpollen said on 10/17/2012 @ 1:39 am PT...

Damn the electric fence!

COMMENT #12 [Permalink]
... Finn13 said on 10/17/2012 @ 2:39 am PT...

"We're both so happy that the Green Party President and Vice-Presidential candidates were arrested for trying to attend the debate tonight! Whew, we almost had to actually have democracy!"

COMMENT #13 [Permalink]
... Luther Weeks said on 10/17/2012 @ 6:12 am PT...

Arithmetic? I think I heard that word when I was at Harvard, must be some conspiracy theory.

COMMENT #14 [Permalink]
... Randy D said on 10/17/2012 @ 6:50 am PT...

"Who know that they record Rose Garden press conferences?"

COMMENT #15 [Permalink]
... matt said on 10/17/2012 @ 7:05 am PT...

"Hold tight, Mitt. Don't twitch. Put on the concern face. Don't twitch. What on earth is she asking me? Who selected these ridiculous questions? I'd better start a file on this Candy lady. Steady, steady... OK. That's the perfect answer. What's a good simpleton synonym for files? Oh yes, yes, 'binder'. Yes, 'binder' will do."

COMMENT #16 [Permalink]
... Manny A said on 10/17/2012 @ 7:10 am PT...

Must not cry. Must keep game face on. Those darn transcripts!!

COMMENT #17 [Permalink]
... David Lasagna said on 10/17/2012 @ 7:35 am PT...

"Mustn't forget to do my face tightening exercises. Hold..hold...hold..There. Okay, back to smiley face and disingenuous sense of control."

COMMENT #18 [Permalink]
... skeptik said on 10/17/2012 @ 8:11 am PT...

note to self: tomorrow have boys at Bain buy out CNN, then fire Candy Crowley's ass.

COMMENT #19 [Permalink]
... Alan Rathbun said on 10/17/2012 @ 8:26 am PT...

Damn, Now I'm going to have to go out and get a real job.

COMMENT #20 [Permalink]
... Floridiot said on 10/17/2012 @ 8:54 am PT...

"The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal..." I guess the old boy ended up in Michigan, Mexico, or wherever Mitt is from that day.

COMMENT #21 [Permalink]
... Dredd said on 10/17/2012 @ 8:55 am PT...

"In the ghetto they grow up to be an angry young man, but in the mansion they grow up to be an angry old man."

COMMENT #22 [Permalink]
... WingnutSteve said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:03 am PT...

"Candy, if you look really close at that empty chair over there you can almost see a person sitting in it. See whutImean? Scary huh?"

COMMENT #23 [Permalink]
... Ralph Crown said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:08 am PT...

Stand Your Ground, yeah, that'll work. Turn, aim, fire. I'll say I saw a gun.

COMMENT #24 [Permalink]
... Davey Crocket said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:10 am PT...

"Candy lying about 'the transcript' makes me really mad."

COMMENT #25 [Permalink]
... Davey Crocket said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:14 am PT...

"I paid $3,000,000 in taxes in 2010. I wish Candy would explain the meaning of 'rate' to the American public."

COMMENT #26 [Permalink]
... yoopergram said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:14 am PT...

Stop it, this is hard.

COMMENT #27 [Permalink]
... Blake in Madison said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:18 am PT...

Polls In Rear-View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are

COMMENT #28 [Permalink]
... Laura Miles said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:36 am PT...

You mad, bro?
-Obama

COMMENT #29 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:47 am PT...

Candy, I'm a Republican, you're not supposed to question the facts I have extracted from my colon. I can't compete if I have to use real facts.

COMMENT #30 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:51 am PT...

We should restrict the questioners to those making over $1,000,000. In Boca Raton I didn't have to look like I cared.

COMMENT #31 [Permalink]
... Floridiot said on 10/17/2012 @ 10:21 am PT...

"Anyone have some Visine?" "Mommy, damn-it!, I need a diaper"

COMMENT #32 [Permalink]
... Joe in Syracuse said on 10/17/2012 @ 10:24 am PT...

Did you get that shot? Good, now my stern look should let everyone know i'm tougher on national defense.

COMMENT #33 [Permalink]
... JBL55 said on 10/17/2012 @ 11:48 am PT...

They told me all I had to do was decide if I wanted to be president. It shouldn't have to be this hard ...

COMMENT #34 [Permalink]
... TomR said on 10/17/2012 @ 11:51 am PT...

"I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

COMMENT #35 [Permalink]
... Scott Dick said on 10/17/2012 @ 11:52 am PT...

"Whatch' you talkin' about, Willis?"

COMMENT #36 [Permalink]
... Joe in Syracuse said on 10/17/2012 @ 11:55 am PT...

Looks like i'll have to step up to Super Colon Blow!

COMMENT #37 [Permalink]
... NateTG said on 10/17/2012 @ 11:56 am PT...

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch

COMMENT #38 [Permalink]
... carver said on 10/17/2012 @ 12:44 pm PT...

Damn it! I had a great zinger for this but I forgot it.

COMMENT #39 [Permalink]
... Jawillie said on 10/17/2012 @ 2:02 pm PT...

G'd D'mn it. Now I'm gonna hear a bunch of s#it from that fata$$ Rush Limbaugh.

COMMENT #40 [Permalink]
... Joe V said on 10/17/2012 @ 2:34 pm PT...

"Who am I and what the hell am I doing here?"

Count Romnela: "I've got to get the hell out of here before the sun comes up."

COMMENT #41 [Permalink]
... Nope, not yet. said on 10/17/2012 @ 2:37 pm PT...

"Wait,... didn't Bain outsource Candy's job to China 2 weeks ago...?"

COMMENT #42 [Permalink]
... Ted said on 10/17/2012 @ 3:01 pm PT...

"No my logic isn't fuzzy, only my opponent is."

COMMENT #43 [Permalink]
... Adam said on 10/17/2012 @ 3:33 pm PT...

"I've got binders full of women and don't you forget it."

COMMENT #44 [Permalink]
... An Infinitude of Tortoises said on 10/17/2012 @ 4:18 pm PT...

Oh, poop!

COMMENT #45 [Permalink]
... Katelesley said on 10/17/2012 @ 4:56 pm PT...

"Damn those 47% peasants!".

COMMENT #46 [Permalink]
... Jeff C. said on 10/17/2012 @ 5:31 pm PT...

GET OFF MY LAWN!

COMMENT #47 [Permalink]
... royeh said on 10/17/2012 @ 5:39 pm PT...

The look of a sociophath

COMMENT #48 [Permalink]
... GWN said on 10/17/2012 @ 7:08 pm PT...

Like father like son...
http://bobcesca.com/wp-c.../2012/10/joshRomney2.jpg

COMMENT #49 [Permalink]
... Kalon said on 10/17/2012 @ 7:18 pm PT...

I'ma take my toys and go home

COMMENT #50 [Permalink]
... Rhoskins said on 10/17/2012 @ 7:42 pm PT...

Damn it! They caught me in a lie... I will do a honey boo boo and stare Candy down, she retreat.

COMMENT #51 [Permalink]
... Tom said on 10/17/2012 @ 8:54 pm PT...

Cindy,get back in the kitchen!

COMMENT #52 [Permalink]
... bill said on 10/17/2012 @ 9:44 pm PT...

"This is how I'll deal with China"

COMMENT #53 [Permalink]
... Alec Marken said on 10/17/2012 @ 11:16 pm PT...

If I wasn't Mormon I'd SO be cussing right now!!!

COMMENT #54 [Permalink]
... john wiggs said on 10/18/2012 @ 1:05 am PT...

...and then obama says,"thats not my finger."

COMMENT #55 [Permalink]
... Brad Friedman said on 10/18/2012 @ 2:41 am PT...

DING! DING! DING!

I think we may have a winner! Waytago John Wiggs!!!

DING! DING! DING!

COMMENT #56 [Permalink]
... Texasvietvet said on 10/18/2012 @ 5:29 am PT...

THAT WOMAN and THAT BLACK HEATHEN are not making it easy for me to fulfill my religion's "white horse prophecy".

COMMENT #57 [Permalink]
... mr.ed said on 10/18/2012 @ 7:22 am PT...

"Darn schvartze."

COMMENT #58 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/18/2012 @ 8:42 am PT...

I thought this guy was called Mr. Tambo, or was it Mr. Bones. No one told me he was going to argue with me.

COMMENT #59 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/18/2012 @ 8:44 am PT...

Whomever told me to tell that zinger is getting fired after this, oh wait that was me.

COMMENT #60 [Permalink]
... John said on 10/18/2012 @ 12:08 pm PT...

In that classic William Shatner cadence - "Must not lose!"

CAPTAIN: Scotty, I want full power to the shields now, damn it!

BONES: Jim, it's only a debate. Get a hold of yourself.

SPOCK: Captain, your opponent would appear to have made a valid point.

COMMENT #61 [Permalink]
... Randall said on 10/18/2012 @ 2:08 pm PT...

Blast it-Why do I, fulfillment of the White Horse prohecy have to put up wiht this cursed son of Ham!?

COMMENT #62 [Permalink]
... Erik said on 10/18/2012 @ 6:43 pm PT...

Damn! They know about the binder!(this requires the photo I made:

COMMENT #63 [Permalink]
... Erik said on 10/18/2012 @ 6:44 pm PT...

the photo I made:

COMMENT #64 [Permalink]
... Erik said on 10/18/2012 @ 6:46 pm PT...

COMMENT #65 [Permalink]
... Xavier said on 10/18/2012 @ 7:01 pm PT...

Damn Kenyans!

COMMENT #66 [Permalink]
... Jim Williams said on 10/18/2012 @ 7:42 pm PT...

Get back in your binder, Crowley!

COMMENT #67 [Permalink]
... Lora said on 10/18/2012 @ 8:30 pm PT...

Oh fu... wait, what would Clint do? uh... Go ahead, make my.... aah, damn that empty chair!

COMMENT #68 [Permalink]
... dr. dolittle said on 10/18/2012 @ 8:46 pm PT...

Shit, is that Big Bird in the back?

COMMENT #69 [Permalink]
... Edward said on 10/19/2012 @ 10:07 am PT...

Boy are you people going to get it when I am in the white house.

COMMENT #70 [Permalink]
... Mark MacLeod said on 10/19/2012 @ 12:24 pm PT...

"Can you see the real me?"

(The Who: Quadrophenia)

COMMENT #71 [Permalink]
... Jack Butler said on 10/19/2012 @ 2:34 pm PT...

They're fact-checking!

COMMENT #72 [Permalink]
... B. R. Davidson said on 10/19/2012 @ 3:46 pm PT...

Obama: im in ur debate killin ur d00dz

Romney: Candy! Candy! Candy!

COMMENT #73 [Permalink]
... Janey said on 10/19/2012 @ 4:03 pm PT...

ugh... I forgot what I was saying again. I can't remember anything. Who am I?

COMMENT #74 [Permalink]
... Synnoveah said on 10/19/2012 @ 5:19 pm PT...

Damn, I told him if I had to answer that question, all hell would break loose..Here comes hell now!!!

COMMENT #75 [Permalink]
... Tim Grant said on 10/19/2012 @ 6:57 pm PT...

"My son Tag needs to come down here and punch him."

COMMENT #76 [Permalink]
... Joynbooks said on 10/20/2012 @ 7:10 am PT...

Your a mean one Mr Mitt
you really are.
You lie without compunction,
It seems your only function.
When you squirm,slither,and
squeal you lose all voter appeal.
I say again, and again, and again
Your a mean one Mr Mitt.

COMMENT #77 [Permalink]
... Robert Henry Eller said on 10/20/2012 @ 7:30 am PT...

Thank you, thank you! And now, I'd like to do my "Paulie Walnuts" impression for you!

COMMENT #78 [Permalink]
... JaneAdele said on 10/20/2012 @ 10:29 am PT...

Heck with church dogma. I need COFFEE!

COMMENT #79 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/20/2012 @ 2:55 pm PT...

Where's Ann? I'm becoming unbalanced.

COMMENT #80 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/20/2012 @ 3:01 pm PT...

After this debate we're going to have to supress a lot more voters

COMMENT #81 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/20/2012 @ 3:04 pm PT...

Those election tabulators I control better work, this lying business is getting hard.

COMMENT #82 [Permalink]
... ed anderson said on 10/20/2012 @ 3:25 pm PT...

you ate my lunch!?

COMMENT #83 [Permalink]
... richard delaney said on 10/20/2012 @ 8:19 pm PT...

the link says it all

COMMENT #84 [Permalink]
... Dennis said on 10/21/2012 @ 7:14 am PT...

Well, gosh, I threw up, in my pants.

COMMENT #85 [Permalink]
... Mohammad Cohen said on 10/21/2012 @ 9:33 am PT...

For Pete's sake, my son Tagg was only able to buy SOME voting machines in Ohio!

COMMENT #86 [Permalink]
... grover5995 said on 10/22/2012 @ 9:41 am PT...

Wait, he's supposed to be the angry young man.

COMMENT #87 [Permalink]
... Maria said on 10/24/2012 @ 12:53 am PT...

How dare him! he'll pay for making me look stupid, again.

COMMENT #88 [Permalink]
... Richard said on 10/24/2012 @ 11:06 pm PT...

Damn! The sleeping potion isn't working this time!

COMMENT #89 [Permalink]
... Alex said on 10/25/2012 @ 8:21 pm PT...

Last time I listen to Rush Limbaugh for debate ideas. Yeah, that's right Rush just hangs up on or never allows moderates and liberals on his program. Gosh darn, I wish i could hang up on this guy! Where is my debate screener?!!

COMMENT #90 [Permalink]
... And So It Goes said on 10/28/2012 @ 11:00 am PT...

"I want to see you hanging from a tree." i see pure evil in that pic.

COMMENT #91 [Permalink]
... DVH said on 10/28/2012 @ 1:13 pm PT...

Aw shhhh......oot, how do I lie myself out of this one?

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