This reminds me of when Tiger Woods won one of his firt big tournaments and some knuckle head asked if they'd be serving fried chicken at the dinner.

Success is the best revenge.

Actually, a victory garden at the WH would be a good example for us all. Everyone should know how to grow their own food, expecially in times like these. I feel inspired. Thank you Mayor Dean for this tip on going green. (I'm just sure that was your intention).

Yup, the mayor must've thought that Obama was just wanting to feed the people rather than have a frivolous Easter Egg Hunt.

After all...

"The mayor said he was unaware of the racial stereotype that African Americans like watermelons," reported The Orange County Register.

You believe that, don't you? Of course you do. (/sarcasm off)

Unbelievable. Literally. You can't make this stuff up.

You forgot to mention the Obama Waffles - Lou Dobbs laughed when he saw them for sale and said his wife would love them!

What did Michael Steele have to say about this?

Crap. Just make me Queen of Planet Earth for a little while and I promise I will get this stuff straightened right out. Everybody will be very, very happy with the world in fairly short order... except those who are riding the space pods I've launched off-world. ALL this bullshit will disappear, I promise.

But will building that many space pods have a stimulating effect on the economy?

... runescape gold spammed...

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Ah, and once again the almighty "Invisible Hand" of the unfettered free market that the *cons worship leads... directly to cheating for pay and profit.

I'm sorry Zap, I was off pitting Barry Scheck against Alan Dershowitz with my friend instead of paying attention here.... So I didn't blast the spammer before you had to endure it. Sorry. And then before I could explain, the Space Lizards nuked my connection. Now having torn out all the wiring and stomped on sundry routers and rebooted odd bits of electronica... I am at last back. Sorry, again.

The space pods will only create a short boom and, of course, pride in workmanship won't be a priority, but, yes, it should be enough to get us out of this slump while I go about creating a global technological marvel of humanitarian greatness by fiat. Money will cease to be an issue, and no one, no one, no one who's not been shot off-world [in a, shall we say, expected obsolescence vehicle] anyway, will be unhappy to see it go. I promise I will make Obama look like small potatoes in short order.

Everyone's going to be happy, or blissfully unaware that they are unhappy. I promise.

Of course, this card is only racist in America. Where I live in Greece (I'm an American citizen voting in WA) you can see watermelon everywhere as it is a HUGE cash crop.

LOL

Everyone's going to be happy, or blissfully unaware that they are unhappy.

I want some of that shit now.

For most of my adult life I have wanted a bumper sticker that reads:

LOBOTOMY IS THE KINDEST WAY

but, short of that, I have to be given the power first. Sorry.