When truth becomes humorous it generates headlines in the village's voice (The Romans Tried to Save the Republic From Men Like Trump. They Failed.).

RE#1,

A whisper from the village:

"They failed to probe and heal the alienation that had fragmented the republican community. Like today’s self-absorbed elites, they had become addicted to their wealth and to traditional authority, and never imagined their influence could disappear."

(emphasis added).

Now that we know Stephen Miller has a devastating left hook, perhaps those rumours about him leaving the administration to join the MMA Pro League have some substance. (?)

Also, I think it's time we start a betting pool on Stephen Miller's wife, Katie.
2 questions:

1.WHAT MONTH will she bear Elon's newest child?

2. BOY or GIRL?

I say, JANUARY.

and . . .

It's a boy, Mrs Walker, it's a boy!

(apologies to Pete Townshend)