Got my own Sunday haha for ya:

How can you tell the diff between affluenza mom Tonya Couch and Debbie Wasserman Schultz?? -

Ans: You can't, they're identical....doing whatever the fuck they please, becuz money....ZERO moral compass, richly deserving of jail time for introspection....and thinking curly blond fucking hair makes them much more adorable, when everyone else is thinking exactly the opposite...

This is why you NEVER see 'them' together!...
They're one and the same.

Correction: America's sprawling incarceration system may be insufficient to our Affluenza epidemic, now that i think about it....ALL those Republicans, on top of all those motherfucking corporate sellout Dems....sigh....hey, wait just one cottonpickin' minute!!....didn't the French solve this very problem in 1789???....what was the name of that thing where people stuck their heads through an opening and never looked back?...