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   des said on 7/2/2005 @ 12:33pm PT: [Permalink]

   LOL
   you had me going there for a minute.
   whew!
   :crazy:

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   ~A! said on 7/2/2005 @ 12:35pm PT: [Permalink]

   I love you man, you know I do. But that siren is bad enough when the news is really important. This is funny, but not worth the siren headache.

   Peace,
   ~A!

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   Brad said on 7/2/2005 @ 12:37pm PT: [Permalink]

   ~A! – Lighten up, loser 😉

   You should have been out enjoying the holiday anyway! 🙂

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   Shakespeare's Sister said on 7/2/2005 @ 12:38pm PT: [Permalink]

   LOL!

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   Constant said on 7/2/2005 @ 12:54pm PT: [Permalink]

   Bat Boy’s ascendency deserves two sirens!

   This is a total set-up to tip the vote in 2008.

   Let Bat Boy, as the new Chief Justice call his friends at DoJ for some special treatement!

   And if he’s not confirmed, he could be the next Deputy Chief of Staff.

   Bat Boy: "Valerie, want to know a secret?"

   Wilson’s wife: "Where’s a grand jury when you really need one…!"

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   Ron Brynaert said on 7/2/2005 @ 1:15pm PT: [Permalink]

   Never gonna happen. Batboy’s too moderate and he’s far too qualified than the Alberto Gonzaleses and Clarence Thomases of the neo-con world. Plus there’s a rumour that he was born on the moon and might be a swinger.

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   understandinglife said on 7/2/2005 @ 1:23pm PT: [Permalink]

   Happy Independence Day Brad!!

   And thanks for the chuckle!!!

   Peace.

   A simple question, my fellow Americans, "Why is Bu$h not already in prison?"

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   Horkus said on 7/2/2005 @ 1:55pm PT: [Permalink]

   Bat Boy pros and cons for religious conservatives:

   Pro – Pro Life reconstructionist who vows to overturn Roe vs. Wade.

   Con – Sneaks out in the middle of the night to chomp on unsuspecting toddlers. (Could be embarassing for the Bush Admin)

   Pro – Anti gay marriage.

   Con – Supports gay Whitehouse prostitutes.

   Pro – Vows to do away with affirmative action.

   Con – Vows to do away with the human race.

   Pro – Believes in God.

   Con – Believes in a God, not the God.

   Pro – Has a better chance than Robert Bork of being confirmed.

   Con – Vows to do away with the human race.

   Final Conclusion – Based on pundrity analysis, Bat Boy will be confirmed due to the overwhelming majority of moral values voters attributed to the "shy" Bush people. "Chatty" Dems will just have to take this one sitting down.

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   Mike Rogers said on 7/2/2005 @ 2:47pm PT: [Permalink]

   Listen…

   I called Britney Spears and she told me that she hoped her short lived marriage to batboy would not come up in the confirmation hearings. Their wedding took place in Branson, MO, so it’s red state certified. The marriage was later annulled.

   Anyway… Britney said, "I just think we should trust the pResident no matter he says. Bat boy will bring the ….oh is it time for a dance?"

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    ~A! said on 7/2/2005 @ 3:39pm PT: [Permalink]

    You wound me, amigo. I am not so much a loser as a… well…. oh shit. I AM a loser.

    *sob*

    😉

    ~A!

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    Peg C said on 7/2/2005 @ 3:53pm PT: [Permalink]

    I’m absolutely humiliated to have to admit that the bat-boy allusion is lost on me! Am I so very out of things that cultural ICONS leave me scratching my head? Oh, nooooo….

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    Horkus said on 7/2/2005 @ 5:11pm PT: [Permalink]

    Posted by RawStory

    US Big Brother may cause the global internet to splinter.

    U.S. to Retain Oversight of Web Traffic

    I knew they were going to push it, but I didn’t know this soon. Those bastards. I guess globalization doesn’t apply to the masses.

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    Mixter said on 7/2/2005 @ 5:53pm PT: [Permalink]

    Bat Boy wouldn’t even be seen in the presence of GWB, so I KNOW this story is FALSE!

    :crazy:

    Bat Boy plans to run for Prez in ’08, anyway…

    Mixter

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    oldwhitelady said on 7/2/2005 @ 6:52pm PT: [Permalink]

    Now, that was amusing. The comment thread is, too!

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    jpentz said on 7/3/2005 @ 7:10am PT: [Permalink]

    Brad,

    Thanks for the chuckle or more loud laugh. I guess its just my dry "brit" humor that got it right away. That was damn funny. 🙂

    Happy 4th everyone.

    🙂

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    Fred said on 7/3/2005 @ 9:17am PT: [Permalink]

    A Song For Karl Rove~

    na-na naa-na,
    na-NA Naa-Na,
    Hey, Hey, Good-bye!

    All the bloggers Now!

    Na-Na Naa-Na,
    Na-NA NAA-Na,
    HEY, HEY, Good-bye!!

    The Entire WORLD NOW!!!!

    NA-NA NAA-NA,
    NA-NA NAA-NA,
    HEY, HEY, GOOD-BYE!!!

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    Kira said on 7/3/2005 @ 10:19am PT: [Permalink]

    Heehee! Batboy. A good fit with the rest of the vampires in office!!

    Another ghoul along with story – at Uruknet.info –

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    Kira said on 7/3/2005 @ 2:34pm PT: [Permalink]

    Since this thread is for "fun," I’m posting a link to NOVA’s Fireworks Videos! They’re fun!

    Nova – Fireworks Videos!

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    Jerry O'Riordan said on 7/3/2005 @ 8:02pm PT: [Permalink]

    na-na-na-na
    na-NA-Naa-Na
    Hey, Hey, Good-bye!

    na-na-na-na
    na-NA-Naa-Na
    Hey, Hey, Good-Bye!

    Freddy, I love ya!!!