{"id":763,"date":"2004-10-16T12:34:29","date_gmt":"2004-10-16T16:34:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.test.bradblog.com\/?p=763"},"modified":"2009-03-13T14:16:34","modified_gmt":"2009-03-13T21:16:34","slug":"jon-stewart-fires-back-at-crossfire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/?p=763","title":{"rendered":"Jon Stewart Fires Back at ‘Crossfire’"},"content":{"rendered":"

Wow. I told you this thing was gonna get ugly. John O’Neill implodes on live TV<\/a> on Thursday, and on Friday, live on CNN, The Daily Show’s<\/i> Jon Stewart blows up Tucker Carlson, CNN and Crossfire<\/i>. Finally!<\/p>\n

Watch it, or read the highlights below. It’s funny, sad, true and incredible LIVE television!:<\/p>\n

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I don’t usually like to quote this much text, but if you missed the show, you’ve got<\/i> to read some of this that I pulled from the full transcript<\/a>…<\/p>\n

STEWART: I made a special effort to come on the show today, because I have privately, amongst my friends and also in occasional newspapers and television shows, mentioned this show as being bad. (LAUGHTER)<\/p>\n

BEGALA: We have noticed.<\/p>\n

STEWART: And I wanted to — I felt that that wasn’t fair and I should come here and tell you that I don’t — it’s not so much that it’s bad, as it’s hurting America. (LAUGHTER)<\/p>\n

CARLSON: But in its defense…<\/p>\n

STEWART: So I wanted to come here today and say…Here’s just what I wanted to tell you guys. <\/p>\n

CARLSON: Yes. <\/p>\n

STEWART: Stop. (LAUGHTER) Stop, stop, stop, stop hurting America.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

STEWART: See, the thing is, we need your help. Right now, you’re helping the politicians and the corporations. And we’re left out there to mow our lawns. <\/p>\n

BEGALA: By beating up on them? You just said we’re too rough on them when they make mistakes.<\/p>\n

STEWART: No, no, no, you’re not too rough on them. You’re part of their strategies. You are partisan, what do you call it, hacks. (LAUGHTER)<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

CARLSON: And I’ll tell you. When politicians come on…<\/p>\n

STEWART: Yes. <\/p>\n

CARLSON: It’s nice to get them to try and answer the question. And in order to do that, we try and ask them pointed questions. I want to contrast our questions with some questions you asked John Kerry recently.<\/p>\n

STEWART: If you want to compare your show to a comedy show, you’re more than welcome to. (LAUGHTER) <\/p>\n

CARLSON: No, no, no, here’s the point. <\/p>\n

STEWART: If that’s your goal. <\/p>\n

CARLSON: It’s not.<\/p>\n

STEWART: I wouldn’t aim for us. I’d aim for “Seinfeld.” That’s a very good show.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

STEWART: You know, it’s interesting to hear you talk about my responsibility. I didn’t realize that — and maybe this explains quite a bit…that the news organizations look to Comedy Central for their cues on integrity. (LAUGHTER) So what I would suggest is, when you talk about you’re holding politicians’ feet to fire, I think that’s disingenuous.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

STEWART: But my point is this. If your idea of confronting me is that I don’t ask hard-hitting enough news questions, we’re in bad shape, fellows. (LAUGHTER) <\/p>\n

CARLSON: We’re here to love you, not confront you…We’re here to be nice.<\/p>\n

STEWART: No, no, no, but what I’m saying is this. I’m not. I’m here to confront you, because we need help from the media and they’re hurting us. And it’s — the idea is… (APPLAUSE) <\/p>\n

BEGALA: Let me get this straight. If the indictment is — if the indictment is — and I have seen you say this — that…<\/p>\n

STEWART: Yes. <\/p>\n

BEGALA: … that CROSSFIRE reduces everything, as I said in the intro, to left, right, black, white.<\/p>\n

STEWART: Yes. <\/p>\n

BEGALA: Well, it’s because, see, we’re a debate show. <\/p>\n

STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great. <\/p>\n

BEGALA: It’s like saying The Weather Channel reduces everything to a storm front.<\/p>\n

STEWART: I would love to see a debate show. <\/p>\n

BEGALA: We’re 30 minutes in a 24-hour day where we have each side on, as best we can get them, and have them fight it out.<\/p>\n

STEWART: No, no, no, no, that would be great. To do a debate would be great. But that’s like saying pro wrestling is a show about athletic competition. (LAUGHTER) <\/p>\n

CARLSON: Jon, Jon, Jon, I’m sorry. I think you’re a good comedian. I think your lectures are boring. <\/p>\n

STEWART: Yes. <\/p>\n

CARLSON: Let me ask you a question on the news.<\/p>\n

STEWART: Now, this is theater. It’s obvious. How old are you? <\/p>\n

CARLSON: Thirty-five.<\/p>\n

STEWART: And you wear a bow tie. (LAUGHTER) (APPLAUSE) <\/p>\n

CARLSON: Yes, I do. I do. <\/p>\n

STEWART: So this is…<\/p>\n

CARLSON: I know. I know. I know. You’re a… <\/p>\n

STEWART: So this is theater.<\/p>\n

CARLSON: Now, let me just…<\/p>\n

STEWART: Now, listen, I’m not suggesting that you’re not a smart guy, because those are not easy to tie…But the thing is that this — you’re doing theater, when you should be doing debate, which would be great. <\/p>\n

BEGALA: We do, do… <\/p>\n

STEWART: It’s not honest. What you do is not honest. What you do is partisan hackery. And I will tell you why I know it.<\/p>\n

CARLSON: You had John Kerry on your show and you sniff his throne and you’re accusing us of partisan hackery? <\/p>\n

STEWART: Absolutely.<\/p>\n

CARLSON: You’ve got to be kidding me. He comes on and you… <\/p>\n

STEWART: You’re on CNN. The show that leads into me is puppets making crank phone calls. (LAUGHTER) What is wrong with you? (APPLAUSE)<\/p>\n

CARLSON: Well, I’m just saying, there’s no reason for you — when you have this marvelous opportunity not to be the guy’s butt boy, to go ahead and be his butt boy. Come on. It’s embarrassing.<\/p>\n

STEWART: You know, the interesting thing I have is, you have a responsibility to the public discourse, and you fail miserably. <\/p>\n

CARLSON: You need to get a job at a journalism school, I think. <\/p>\n

STEWART: You need to go to one.<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

STEWART: The thing that I want to say is, when you have people on for just knee-jerk, reactionary talk…<\/p>\n

CARLSON: Wait. I thought you were going to be funny. Come on. Be funny. <\/p>\n

STEWART: No. No. I’m not going to be your monkey. (LAUGHTER) <\/p>\n

BEGALA: Go ahead. Go ahead.<\/p>\n

STEWART: I watch your show every day. And it kills me. <\/p>\n

CARLSON: I can tell you love it. <\/p>\n

STEWART: It’s so — oh, it’s so painful to watch. (LAUGHTER) <\/p>\n

STEWART: You know, because we need what you do. This is such a great opportunity you have here to actually get politicians off of their marketing and strategy.<\/p>\n

CARLSON: Is this really Jon Stewart? What is this, anyway?<\/p>\n

STEWART: Yes, it’s someone who watches your show and cannot take it anymore. (LAUGHTER) I just can’t. <\/p>\n

CARLSON: What’s it like to have dinner with you? It must be excruciating. Do you like lecture people like this or do you come over to their house and sit and lecture them; they’re not doing the right thing, that they’re missing their opportunities, evading their responsibilities?<\/p>\n

STEWART: If I think they are. (LAUGHTER) <\/p>\n

CARLSON: I wouldn’t want to eat with you, man. That’s horrible.<\/p>\n

STEWART: I know. And you won’t. <\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

STEWART: But let me ask you guys, again, a question, because we talked a little bit about, you’re actually doing honest debate and all that. But, after the debates, where do you guys head to right afterwards? <\/p>\n

CARLSON: The men’s room. <\/p>\n

STEWART: Right after that? <\/p>\n

BEGALA: Home. <\/p>\n

STEWART: Spin alley. <\/p>\n

BEGALA: Home.<\/p>\n

STEWART: No, spin alley.<\/p>\n

BEGALA: What are you talking about? You mean at these debates?<\/p>\n

STEWART: Yes. You go to spin alley, the place called spin alley. Now, don’t you think that, for people watching at home, that’s kind of a drag, that you’re literally walking to a place called deception lane? (LAUGHTER) Like, it’s spin alley. It’s — don’t you see, that’s the issue I’m trying to talk to you guys…<\/p>\n

…<\/p>\n

CARLSON: I do think you’re more fun on your show. Just my opinion.<\/p>\n

STEWART: You know what’s interesting, though? You’re as big a dick on your show as you are on any show. (LAUGHTER) <\/p><\/div>\n

Wow. And bravo, Mr. Stewart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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