You are cordially invited to the official,
\npre-inauguration opening of <\/em>
\nThe George W. Bush Presidential Library<\/b><\/u><\/div>\nThe following rooms will be dedicated:<\/i><\/p>\n
The Texas Air National Guard Room,<\/b>
\nwhere you don’t actually have to show up.<\/p>\n
The Hurricane Katrina Room,<\/b>
\nwhich is still under construction.<\/p>\n
The Alberto Gonzales Room,<\/b>
\nwhere you won’t be able to remember anything.<\/p>\n
The Walter Reed Hospital Room,<\/b>
\nwhere they don’t let you in.<\/p>\n
The Guantanamo Bay Room,<\/b>
\nwhere they don’t let you out.<\/p>\n
The National Debt Room,<\/b>
\nwhich is huge and has no ceiling.<\/p>\n
The Tax Cut Room,<\/b>
\n(Admission is restricted to the wealthy.)<\/p>\n
The Airport Men’s Room,<\/b>
\nwhere you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.<\/p>\n
The Economy Room,<\/b>
\nwhich is in the toilet.<\/p>\n
The Iraq War Room,<\/b>
\nwhere, after you complete your first tour, you
\ngo back for a second…a third, a fourth…<\/p>\n
The Dick Cheney Room,<\/b>
\nin an undisclosed location, complete with shooting gallery.<\/p>\n
The Environmental Conservation Room,<\/b>
\nstill empty, but warm…and getting warmer.<\/p>\n
The Decider Room,<\/b>
\ncomplete with dartboard, Magic 8-Ball, Ouija board,
\ndice, coins, and straws.<\/p>\n
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room,<\/b>
\n (No one has yet been able to find it.)<\/p>\n
The Supreme Court Gift Shop,<\/b>
\nwhere you can purchase an election.<\/p>\n
Note: The George W. Bush Library is equipped with an electron microscope to help locate the President’s accomplishments.<\/i><\/div>\n<\/div>\n
The BRAD BLOG<\/a> welcomes any other insider tips on rooms planned for the library, but not yet listed above…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"The following email invitation arrived today, from reader “Karen”… You are cordially invited to the official, pre-inauguration opening of The George W. Bush Presidential Library The following rooms will be dedicated: The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you don’t actually have to show up. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. The […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[192],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6805","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-accountability"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6805","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6805"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6805\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6805"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6805"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6805"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=6805"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}