{"id":6621,"date":"2008-11-04T12:25:05","date_gmt":"2008-11-04T20:25:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.bradblog.com\/?p=6621"},"modified":"2011-07-29T15:12:09","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T22:12:09","slug":"onion-video-sequoia-touch-screen-elected-44th-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/?p=6621","title":{"rendered":"&#8216;Onion&#8217; Video: Sequoia Touch-Screen Elected 44th President"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some brief, mid-Election Day comic relief&#8230; It looks like <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/video\/voting_machines_elect_one_of\"><em>The Onion<\/em> is reporting<\/a> that a Sequoia touch-screen voting machine has been elected to the White House. Congratulations are due to the first &#8220;non-organic life form&#8221; to achieve this honor. The horrible Sequoia Voting Systems company, apparently, has finally managed to be &#8220;successful&#8221; at <em>something<\/em>!&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><center><iframe frameborder=\"no\" width=\"400\" height=\"225\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video_embed\/?id=14286\"><\/iframe><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/video\/voting-machines-elect-one-of-their-own-as-presiden,14286\/\" target=\"_blank\" title=\"Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President\">Voting Machines Elect One Of Their Own As President<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some brief, mid-Election Day comic relief&#8230; It looks like The Onion is reporting that a Sequoia touch-screen voting machine has been elected to the White House. Congratulations are due to the first &#8220;non-organic life form&#8221; to achieve this honor. The horrible Sequoia Voting Systems company, apparently, has finally managed to be &#8220;successful&#8221; at something!&#8230; Voting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ep_exclude_from_search":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[122,39],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-6621","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-election-2008","category-sequoia-voting-systems"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6621"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6621\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6621"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6621"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6621"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=6621"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}