{"id":531,"date":"2004-09-12T17:31:02","date_gmt":"2004-09-12T21:31:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.test.bradblog.com\/?p=531"},"modified":"2004-09-12T17:31:02","modified_gmt":"2004-09-12T21:31:02","slug":"americas-finest-news-source","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/?p=531","title":{"rendered":"America&#8217;s Finest News Source&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, <i>The Onion<\/i> &#8212; like the <i>The Daily Show<\/i>, another fake news operation &#8212; <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onion.com\/index.php?issue=4036\" target=\"_blank\">gets it more right<\/a> than the &#8220;not-fake&#8221; news operations&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"media\"><b>Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War<\/b><br \/>\nWASHINGTON, DC\u2014Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush&#8217;s re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. &#8220;Judging from the initial misrepresentation of intelligence data and the ongoing crisis in Najaf, I assumed the president didn&#8217;t know his ass from his elbow,&#8221; said Col. Dale Henderson, a military advisor during the Reagan Administration. &#8220;But on the campaign trail, he&#8217;s proven himself a master of long-term planning and unflinching determination. How else can you explain his strength in the polls given this economy?&#8221; Henderson said he regrets having characterized Bush&#8217;s handling of the war as &#8220;incompetent,&#8221; now that he knows the president&#8217;s mind was simply otherwise occupied.<\/div>\n<p>If you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.onion.com\/index.php?issue=4036\" target=\"_blank\">stop by<\/a>, be sure not to miss their other spot-on story of the week: <b>&#8220;Hundreds Of Republicans Injured In Rush To Discredit Kerry&#8221;!<\/b><\/p>\n<p><i>(via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.andrewsullivan.com\/index.php?dish_inc=archives\/2004_09_05_dish_archive.html#109483462279968300\" target=\"_blank\">Andrew Sullvan<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once again, The Onion &#8212; like the The Daily Show, another fake news operation &#8212; gets it more right than the &#8220;not-fake&#8221; news operations&#8230; Bush Campaign More Thought Out Than Iraq War WASHINGTON, DC\u2014Military and political strategists agreed Monday that President Bush&#8217;s re-election campaign has been executed with greater precision than the war in Iraq. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ep_exclude_from_search":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=531"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}