{"id":2506,"date":"2006-03-06T02:34:08","date_gmt":"2006-03-06T06:34:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.test.bradblog.com\/?p=2506"},"modified":"2006-09-27T23:40:40","modified_gmt":"2006-09-28T06:40:40","slug":"its-hard-out-here-for-a-pimp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/?p=2506","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the constant buzz of helicopters and blimps overhead since dawn this morning (No, not &#8220;Black Helicopters&#8221;&#8230;I&#8217;m about two blocks from the Kodak Theater where the Academy Awards were tonight) and two old schoolmates of mine nominated (Hoffman and Huffman &#8211; nice going guys!), granted I may have a touch of the Oscar Fever.<\/p>\n<p>But the winner of the best song tonight, &#8220;It&#8217;s Hard Out Here for a Pimp&#8221;, couldn&#8217;t help but remind me, to remind you &#8212; in case you missed it &#8212; of our new Special Guest Diebold Comment Troll\/Pimp calling himself &#8220;Wally O&#8217;Diebold&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>While he may be too cowardly to give his real name publicly &#8212; even while sliming folks like myself, Bev Harris, Jim March, Avi Rubin, Sen. Debra Bowen and others who are <i>not<\/i> afraid to put our real names on our work and behind our beliefs &#8212; he&#8217;s a Diebold insider with a lot of knowledge of the systems, and (WARNING) <i>a lot<\/i> of mis\/disinformation he&#8217;s suddenly very eager to spread.<\/p>\n<p>He also seems to be, as <a href=\"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/archives\/00002497.htm#76\">he referred<\/a> to Rubin, &#8220;a self-serving tool&#8221;. And I don&#8217;t mean that in the pejorative sense in which he meant it.<\/p>\n<p>Interestingly, while the Diebold &#8220;company line&#8221; has <a href=\"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/archives\/00001838.htm\">always reportedly been<\/a> to dismiss Election Integrity Advocates like myself, and March and Harris et al as &#8220;conspiracy theorists,&#8221; it&#8217;s the faceless &#8220;Wally O&#8217;Diebold&#8221; who now cowers in the shadows of anonymity because <a href=\"http:\/\/www.BradBlog.com\">BRAD BLOG<\/a> readers, according to &#8220;Wally&#8221; in <a href=\"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/archives\/00002497.htm#56\">comment #56<\/a>, &#8220;would not hesitate to stalk me to my home and possibly try to kill me.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Watch out for them Black Helicopters, &#8220;Wally&#8221;! Unless you&#8217;re also near the Kodak Theater, eh?<\/p>\n<p>But forthrightness, honesty and openness has never been much of a hallmark for the Diebold corporation. At least during their Voting Machine Years of Shame. Their latest spokesperson\/mac daddy\/anonymous slimer is no exception. Secrecy, disinformation and cowardly scurrilous attacks on those who have nothing to gain but the free and fair democracy their country once promised&#8230;ah, yes, that&#8217;s Diebold all over. They never rest.<\/p>\n<p>The desperation displayed by &#8220;Mr. O&#8217;Diebold&#8221; is entertaining sure, but not particularly becoming&#8230;especially when it&#8217;s accompanied by ad hominem attacks and knowing disinformation &#8212; lots of it, very cleverly drawn, I might add &#8212; all launched from behind the veil of secrecy. But that&#8217;s his company&#8217;s business model after all, so who are we to quibble now that he&#8217;s willing to offer us a reminder.<\/p>\n<p>If they would only call me back when I call <i>them<\/i> for comment, they&#8217;d be able to actually put such comments on the record <i>under their own names<\/i> for a bit of credibility. But I guess it&#8217;s easier to talk to journalists who don&#8217;t ask follow-up questions, and who are easily fooled by the company spin. Which is to say, most of the non-<a href=\"http:\/\/www.BradBlog.com\">BRAD BLOG<\/a> media out there.<\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re in the mood and have the stomach for it (and before I lose my patience, and remove this guy&#8217;s feeding tube all together) pull up a chair, grab some popcorn and enjoy the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.BradBlog.com\">BRAD BLOG<\/a> nominee for <a href=\"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/archives\/00002497.htm#comments\">Best Original Comment Thread Hijacked by a Diebold Pimp Based on Stuff That Sounds Like Fact, But Actually Isn&#8217;t<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>And the Oscar goes to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the constant buzz of helicopters and blimps overhead since dawn this morning (No, not &#8220;Black Helicopters&#8221;&#8230;I&#8217;m about two blocks from the Kodak Theater where the Academy Awards were tonight) and two old schoolmates of mine nominated (Hoffman and Huffman &#8211; nice going guys!), granted I may have a touch of the Oscar Fever. 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