{"id":1816,"date":"2005-09-08T16:02:11","date_gmt":"2005-09-08T20:02:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.test.bradblog.com\/?p=1816"},"modified":"2005-09-08T16:02:11","modified_gmt":"2005-09-08T20:02:11","slug":"the-ballad-of-michael-brown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/?p=1816","title":{"rendered":"The Ballad of Michael Brown"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><i>Guest blogged by <a href=\"http:\/\/cannonfire.blogspot.com\" target=\"_blank\">Joseph Cannon<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">I am the very model of a modern FEMA handle-er<br \/>\nCorrupt as any character you&#8217;ll find in Raymond Chandle-er<br \/>\nAccomplished very little since I shot past Mummy&#8217;s labia<br \/>\nJust bummed around until I found some horsies from Arabia<\/p>\n<p>I lost the horsie gig when all the lawsuits started loading up<br \/>\nAnd then the Bushies asked if I would like to be their toading pup<br \/>\nI got this job because I know the asses that are kissable<br \/>\nI also know the color of the people who are missable.<\/p>\n<p>Who cares about the puling putrid pesky proletariat?<br \/>\nThe blacks are just a burden and no longer will we carry it.<br \/>\nThe mother of our Fearless One is so aristocratical<br \/>\nAnd Rove will blame our own misdeeds on forces Democratical.<\/p>\n<p>Denying food and water may have been a little frightening<br \/>\nBut there&#8217;s a city in the south that badly needed whitening.<br \/>\nOur ultimate intention is replacement of democracy &#8212;<br \/>\nHere comes a fundamentalist Dominionist theocracy!<\/p>\n<p align=\"justify\">\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Guest blogged by Joseph Cannon I am the very model of a modern FEMA handle-er Corrupt as any character you&#8217;ll find in Raymond Chandle-er Accomplished very little since I shot past Mummy&#8217;s labia Just bummed around until I found some horsies from Arabia I lost the horsie gig when all the lawsuits started loading up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":16,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ep_exclude_from_search":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1816","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","bb-type-bradblog"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/16"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1816"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1816\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1816"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1816"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1816"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=1816"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}