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REPUBLICAN NATIONAL COMMITTEE
\nCONVENTION SCHEDULE<\/b>
\nNew York, NY<\/p>\n

6:00 PM – Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Fallwell
\n6:30 PM – Pledge of Allegiance
\n6:35 PM – Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
\n6:45 PM – Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
\n6:46 PM – Seminar #1: Iraq Strategies-Voodoo\/DooDoo WMD
\n7:30 PM – First Presidential Beer Bong
\n7:35 PM – Serve Freedom Fries
\n7:40 PM – EPA Address #1: Mercury–It’s what’s for dinner!
\n8:00 PM – Vote on which country to invade next
\n8:10 PM – Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
\n8:15 PM – John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your Children!!
\n8:30 PM – Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
\n8:50 PM – Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
\n9:05 PM – Second Presidential Beer Bong
\n9:10 PM – EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
\n9:30 PM – Break for secret meetings
\n10:00 PM – Second prayer led by Cal Thomas
\n10:15 PM – Lecture by Carl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
\n10:30 PM – Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho
\n10:35 PM – Bush demonstration of trademark “deer in headlights” stare
\n10:40 PM – John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
\n10:45 PM – Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
\n10:46 PM – Third Presidential Beer Bong
\n10:50 PM – Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on our Nation’s Economy
\n11:10 PM – Hilary Clinton Pi\u00f1ata
\n11:20 PM – Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult
\n11:30 PM – Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again.
\n11:31 PM – Blame Clinton
\n11:55 PM – Laura serves milk and cookies
\n11:57 PM – Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
\n12:00 PM – Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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