{"id":1367,"date":"2005-05-01T23:44:39","date_gmt":"2005-05-02T03:44:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.test.bradblog.com\/?p=1367"},"modified":"2005-05-01T23:44:39","modified_gmt":"2005-05-02T03:44:39","slug":"the-worst-of-winter-patriot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/?p=1367","title":{"rendered":"the WORST of WINTER PATRIOT"},"content":{"rendered":"

Guest blogged by Winter Patriot<\/a><\/i><\/p>\n

We’re rolling backwards at the moment, coasting along in Retro Mode, or so it seems.
\nAfter the Best Of The Brad Show<\/i> and a repost of last week’s comic<\/i>,
\n some loyal readers and listeners must be wondering:
\nHow much worse can this get?<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

I just happen to know the answer
\nand I don’t think it would be fair to leave you hangin’ … <\/p>\n

<\/p>\n

After substantial physical exertions and copious laborious toil, I have obtained and aquired, and I now hold and possess, a permit license from the department of redundancy department. Therefore, to press!<\/p>\n

It brings me great pain and mournful sorrow to present {mumbling}<\/i> The Worst of Winter Patriot<\/a><\/b>. Like much else about American politics, this blog<\/a> is at least half again as bad<\/i> as you suspect, no matter how much<\/i> you think you already know! Here, for your disdain, is an appallingly long list of essays which you would do well to avoid!!<\/b><\/i> <\/p>\n

he keeps hinting Is Bush Ready To Resign?<\/a><\/li>\n

the blackest op of all 9\/11 Was A Hoax: How and When I Knew It<\/a><\/p>\n

lost for words Oh War \/ Merry Christmas<\/a><\/p>\n

“baby-killers” A Perfect Double-Cross<\/a><\/p>\n

challenging ohio The Triumph of Bullshit<\/a><\/p>\n

fear and loathing after 9\/11 Trouble<\/a><\/p>\n

the 2nd inaugural address Burn<\/a><\/li>\n

in search of maximum pain How To Spot Evil<\/a><\/p>\n

rice in europe It’s Too Surreal<\/a><\/p>\n

published elsewhere On The Autopsy Table<\/a><\/p>\n

Wow! Wasn’t that awful??<\/b> I’d rather walk the malls looking for a plaid polyester leisure suit and a pair of black and white vinyl saddle shoes!!<\/p>\n

There’s a lot more fuzzy thinking and uninspired writing over at the Winter Patriot<\/a><\/i> blog, as well as — for the necessary ‘gravitas’ — many links to excellent articles<\/i> by some very good writers<\/i>.<\/p>\n

So, please<\/b>, if you have made it this far without clicking on any of those links, see if you can make it all the way to the next thread<\/b> …<\/p>\n

That’s right. It’s a stupid little game. How “retro”!!<\/p>\n

Here’s the game: <\/p>\n

Let’s see…<\/p>\n

… whether you can make it all the way to the next thread without clicking here<\/a> or here<\/a> or here<\/a> or here<\/a> or here<\/a>!<\/b><\/p>\n

or here<\/a><\/p>\n

or here<\/a>!<\/p>\n

or here<\/a>!!<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n

Did you make it? Good for you!! <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Guest blogged by Winter Patriot We’re rolling backwards at the moment, coasting along in Retro Mode, or so it seems. After the Best Of The Brad Show and a repost of last week’s comic, some loyal readers and listeners must be wondering: How much worse can this get? I just happen to know the answer […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"ep_exclude_from_search":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"coauthors":[],"class_list":["post-1367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","bb-type-bradblog"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1367\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1367"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/bradblog.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcoauthors&post=1367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}